Hanes and a lumberjack
Image of Lumberjack Bar

Starting October 1st or earlier, do not shave your beard or cut your hair (minor trimming allowed) for the rest of the semester. Then, wear a plaid shirt and a toque to your Engineering Geology and the Biosphere exam. After the exam you may choose to return looking like you have your life together (looking being the imperative word)

Wearing blue denim and steel toe boots is optional but highly recommended

For females, as they typically cannot grow facial hair and have long hair, are to not shave their arms, legs, or armpits as an equivalence.